Dr Madness and the case of the missing file?

It  was  a  long  hot  day and the sun was beating down on my back, I was
sweating like a dog and my BO was at an all time high.

In fact its bloody cold I can't afford to turn the heating on and me feet
have gone numb, but that's not important now.

Then  a  sexy  voice  called  out 'You have mail', OK so it wasn't a sexy
voice  but sounds better than saying a voice that sounded like Marvin the
depressed  robot  from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy interrupted my
shivering with 'You have mail'.

So  I booted Thor and wondered, where is my bloody keyfile I sent off for
it  months  ago  and I'm still waiting for it.  And there it was an email
all  for  me,  no it wasn't the keyfile just another lame Sysop asking to
become a Miggybyte support BBS and filling in the application form wrong.
Send the form back to the Sysop using the email address supplied with the
form and watta ya know it bounces.  Bugger!

Fed  up  I  turn  on the cable TV and watch a repeat of Star Trek TNG and
notice  the  clock chime signalling midnight.  So I switch to the Playboy
channel  and  watch  the  first  15  mins  you get free before it becomes
encrypted.  Oh right as if you have never done that.

What! You got the full Playboy and Television X too... Ya perv!

As  the  encrypted  signal  comes  up  I switch off the cable and boot up
Worms.   Then suddenly Mr Guru pops onto my screen and Worms dies.  I try
again  but the same thing happens?  On examing the floppy I notice a file
is missing!  So the case of the missing file begins....

Tune in next issue for the next part to,

Dr Madness and the case of the missing file?

or

Dr Madness and the case of the found file?

Will  the missing file be found, who stole it and most importantly why is
it missing!  All this and many more pointless things in the next exciting
issue of Miggybyte!

Ben Gaunt ( Oh bollox I've signed it with my real name now everyone knows
I watch the free 15 mins on the Playboy channel!  Bugger!  )

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